[Sea Witch & Hook Game]

[mysong]

...I don't like this game at all.

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[mysong]

Oh, oh! Can I have a wig too?

[dramatispersonae]

[ . . . clearly, this is Hook ]

My hat is one of a kind. There is not anything like it.

[ademoelord]

Oh... could I get something captain-y then maybe?

[mysong]

Oh! Oh! Maybe we could use the hats Mr. Dolphin got us!

[ademoelord]

They're back at Jasper though.

[mysong]

Oh...They didn't even say anything about my wig.

[ademoelord]

I don't think they're going to let us, so we'll just have to pretend even harder to make up for it.

[mysong]

Mm! We'll do our best!

[ademoelord]

Okay! So I'm the Captain who's invaded the evil witch's castle under the sea, ready?

[mysong]

Ready!

[sliming over to the corner of the cell and waving a tentacle frantically at him]

My hero came for me!

[ademoelord]

[how do the knights do it... right!]

Don't fear, my lady! I have come to rescue you from this wicked place!

[mysong]

[clapping her tentacles together]

Oh thank you! Please use the key, before the evil witch gets here!

[ademoelord]

Right! [key... key... uses the vial as the "key" to "unlock" the "door"] Hurry now!

[mysong]

[sliming out of the invisible cage as quickly as she can!]

Lets go, lets go!

[ademoelord]

[holds out a hand for her]

Come on! We can get out this way!

[mysong]

[takings his hand and grips tightly, then whispers quickly]

You need to fight the witch too!

[ademoelord]

Oh, right -- can you do the witch too?

[mysong]

Mm! Okay!

[scooting up in front of him and burbling manically]

It is me! The evil witch! You have to fight me if you want to get through!

[ademoelord]

[clears throat]

[ademoelord]

[modified demon lord memorized phrasing is go! ]

The evil witch! You had the audacity to invade our home and kidnap my love! Therefore you shall have a death worthy of your transgressions. I will smite thee with my hook and sword!

[pauses to pick up the knife for his sword and crook a finger to be his hook :|]

[mysong]

[eyeing the knife for a moment and whispering:] Be careful, okay?

[ademoelord]

I will be. We can lose the knife in the fight and I can kill her with the hook.

[mysong]

[...smacks the knife out of his hand.]

Hah! You have nothing now!

[ademoelord]

[YELPS shaking his hand out ._.;;]

O-ouch!

[mysong]

Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to hit so hard.