mysong | [Sea Witch & Hook Game]

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[Sea Witch & Hook Game]

...I don't like this game at all.

Mm! Okay!

[scooting up in front of him and burbling manically]

It is me! The evil witch! You have to fight me if you want to get through!

[clears throat]

[modified demon lord memorized phrasing is go! ]

The evil witch! You had the audacity to invade our home and kidnap my love! Therefore you shall have a death worthy of your transgressions. I will smite thee with my hook and sword!

[pauses to pick up the knife for his sword and crook a finger to be his hook :|]

[eyeing the knife for a moment and whispering:] Be careful, okay?

I will be. We can lose the knife in the fight and I can kill her with the hook.

[...smacks the knife out of his hand.]

Hah! You have nothing now!

[YELPS shaking his hand out ._.;;]

O-ouch!

Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to hit so hard.

It's okay. It just surprised me a little.

Okay...I'll ask Apple to look at it later if it still hurts.

[nods and back to the acting]

I have nothing?! Surely you jest. [BRANDISHES HIS FINGER-HOOK!!!!] This is all I need for the likes of you!

[ATTACKS HER WITH THE HOOK (which may involve an attempted tickle)]

[acting gasp and screeches!]

Oh noooo!

[flops over, completely 'dead']

[nudge nudge]

I have defeated the evil witch! Now to take my fair lady and escape before her castle collapses!

[turns away from the "witch" and turns again to hold his hand out to the "lady" '-']

Come on! We should hurry back to my ship!

[comes back up and takes his hand]

Mm! Lets go!

[off to the other side of the room and stops]

Well... I guess we're on the ship now... um... i-isn't this the place where the hero usually ends up kissing his lady in the stories?